there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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