She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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