Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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