Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
