come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
please come you make the beer taste better
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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