adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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