She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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