No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You coming home soon, man?
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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