i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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