Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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