If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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