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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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