My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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