i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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