THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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