So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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