Whod you bang
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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