weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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