Can i not drive my cunt home
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If I had your ass I would rule the world
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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