Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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