I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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