That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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