So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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