Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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