I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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