Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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