nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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