im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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