Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
false alarm, still single
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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