Duck Duck Cougar?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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