I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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