I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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