is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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