Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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