p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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