I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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