Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
