I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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