Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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