I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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