I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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