marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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