I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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