he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I think I just sharted jello shots
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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