is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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