THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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