I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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