So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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