Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I understand Curling. That high.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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