thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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