I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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